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Andrei Zmievski

Coder, photographer, relentless traveler, beer judge, Russian

Austin, TX

Joined on 11 March, 2007

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Quoted @DavidBegnaud

“I would like a pardon from the President of the United States.”
Dallas area realtor Jenna Ryan is the 2nd D.C. riot participant to ask for one. She flew on a private jet to D.C. to “stop the steal.” FBI arrested her today. She says: I feel persecuted.

Lol, what a snowflake.

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Replying to @upstreamism: The reason everyone is talking about sea shanties is that it is currently 1846, you're aboard the HMS Erebus, the tinned f…

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The reason everyone is talking about sea shanties is that it is currently 1846, you're aboard the HMS Erebus, the tinned food has spoiled, and you've hallucinated the last 175 years.

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Replying to @hunterwalk: if 70% of the social platforms ban Trump we reach herd immunity

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if 70% of the social platforms ban Trump we reach herd immunity

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Replying to @DanAmira: Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

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Replying to @davepell: People who think some broken windows and a few deaths would bring Trump’s enablers to their senses should consider the 350,00…

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People who think some broken windows and a few deaths would bring Trump’s enablers to their senses should consider the 350,000 American deaths that preceded the Capitol insurgency.

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Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

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MAGA trash. And of course the cops aren't doing anything like what they would do if liberals or brown people were protesting.

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Think about that for a second. And then tell me if we're a representative democracy.

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Replying to @petridishes: not enjoying this bonus week of 2020 content for hardcore fans

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Replying to @petridishes: So I (65, M) got a telephone call from an older acquaintance in a position of power (74, M). People seem dedicated to him,…

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So I (65, M) got a telephone call from an older acquaintance in a position of power (74, M). People seem dedicated to him, but all I can say is that he has definitely reached the stage where talking to him on the phone is a duty rather than a pleasure.

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not enjoying this bonus week of 2020 content for hardcore fans

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Replying to @Sphynxian: well it's good to know 2020 ended with seattle summoning an eldritch spirit through the space needle

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well it's good to know 2020 ended with seattle summoning an eldritch spirit through the space needle

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Replying to @whatjoewrote: There will (hopefully) never be a more unique time to watch Utopia for the first time, as I have just done. Cannot believ…

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There will (hopefully) never be a more unique time to watch Utopia for the first time, as I have just done. Cannot believe this passed me by first time out.

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Quoted @keaneli

We almost lasted a year into the pandemic before we started eating people

😂

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Replying to @nihilist_arbys: So, how’s this fucking eternal mercy and unconditional love of Jesus thing working out for everyone this year?

This C…

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So, how’s this fucking eternal mercy and unconditional love of Jesus thing working out for everyone this year?

This Christmas Eve, remember: there is no god and life is a brief, miserable cruelty sandwiched between two non sentient eternities

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

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Replying to @SAMGREIS: All of us at 12:01 on New Years when we realize we just woke up back at January 1, 2020.

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Replying to @keaneli: Lol

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Quoted @FloandJoan

The 2020 Song...

The song that 2020 deserves

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All of us at 12:01 on New Years when we realize we just woke up back at January 1, 2020.

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Quoted @AnsgarTOdinson

So apparently putting Faraday cages around routers has become a thing for the 5g conspiracy nuts and there are companies out there ready to cash in.

My sides are in orbit.

I can only say DUH

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Quoted @pookleblinky

Thanksgiving 2020 will be the largest, most well documented mass murder in human history.

It will have a death toll equivalent to entire months of infection, rolled into one day.

And, all the proof will be right there. In loving detail.

Well put.

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